Monday, January 24, 2011

Pharmacy Rants

Dear Car Owner,

I have worked here three years. We do not sell winter tires. In my time here we have never sold them. Sure I'll check in the back, but I'm 100% certain you didn't buy some here last year. No, I'm not trying to imply you don't know what you're talking about, but we're a pharmacy. We don't even sell milk. I'm just saying.

Sincerely,

The Tech

Just putting it out there...

Dear Old Guy
I didn't want to know that your wife was ready waiting at home for you to pick up your viagra. Nor was it necessary for you to wink when buying all of that lube.
Thanks for the mental pictures.
Sincerely,
The Tech